Dan On a Rampage

WHAT? Who the hell is ragingshutthehellup? You have people that read yours? No one reads mine...or maybe I should check it. No way. Pawns? Chess? The thing with chess is, that all the pieces except the queen are frustrate cause they can't evolve and learn new tricks. The rooks are pissed because they're labled as meathead...always attacking things straight on. The bishops are criticized for having no spine- cause they never deal with things head on or directly. They always take some crooked sideways approach to dealing with their problems and no one sees them coming. They're the back stabbers of the game. And the night (horsey) is the pretty boy. He's always dancing...always dancing. And you're like "QUIT MESSIN' AROUND AND PLAY THE GAME LIKE EVERY OTHER PIECE"...but Noooo, it just keeps dancing. And the king's pissed cause he's kept on a short leash by his wife, the queen. SO, in short, you need approach problems like a rook, be a free spirit like the horsey (knight), sneek out of things like a bishop, and never marry a queen- cut that damn leash. SHit, i forgot about the pawn...ignore him, he sucks.